mylifeisawk
00freshman:

Is this gonna be the size coming out? (Taken with instagram)

00freshman:

Is this gonna be the size coming out? (Taken with instagram)

whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

waffles-the-cat:

We bought him a toy tank for his birthday. He likes sleeping in it.

waffles-the-cat:

We bought him a toy tank for his birthday. He likes sleeping in it.

A Pastry That I Used To Know

peetasandherondales:

“But you didn’t have to cut it off! Take the bread out of the oven as if it were burning. And I don’t even need your knife. But you slice it like a breadstick and that feels so wrong. No you didn’t have to cook so low. Have your friends try out the pastries and then hand them over. I guess they didn’t like the dough. Now you’re just a pastry that I used to know,” -Peeta

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like image

I like looking like Bill Cosby 

ghoulies-girl-ghoulina:

psychotic—princess:

deerhoof:

laurakandtheinfinitesadness:

spintowin:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL

thank you i needed this

oh gosh

This 100% made me cry. Who knew all I needed today was a inspirational manatee?